I will Bring out bedbugs, cockroaches, husband!!! Play for 4 people
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Svetlana thinks. Understands how the exact words the guy who appreciates a nodding of the head.
NIKITA: But in order to effectively, and most importantly – competently get rid of her husband, I need to have the facts about him. To study the weaknesses so that they can be used for the benefit of the common cause.
SVETLANA: Are you speaking for the benefit of the common cause? For me-perhaps for you-of course it is your bread, but what good will it do my husband? He'll be lost without me, won't he?" It was because I felt sorry for him that I couldn't get rid of him on my own. Live a long time as neighbors, wasting your time on him, and throw the hand does not rise.
Svetlana thinks, complements.
SVETLANA: And what kind of hand will rise, with his nailed to the couch weighing a good eighty-five kilograms.
NIKITA: Explain what the benefits from this arrangements will directly your husband?
SVETLANA: it would be Interesting to know.
NIKITA: No problem, I'll explain. The reasons why women no longer want to lead a life together with their once chosen one are quite trivial and typical. Cold feelings are not always the root of the problem. It's more of a consequence. And the reason, as a rule, is a lot of little things.
SVETLANA: Little things? When a husband sits on his wife's neck and parasites for pleasure, is it a trifle?
NIKITA: this is a consequence.
SVETLANA: the Consequence of what?
NIKITA: a Consequence of the fact that once you let him sit on your neck. Maybe from the first day of acquaintance, and maybe as a result of not quite successful overcoming of any crisis in family relations. Crises always exist, but they are not always successfully resolved.
SVETLANA: So what a plus will my husband be from the fact that I am… we… turnem, after all?
NIKITA: He will finally come out of the vicious circle into which he has driven himself. His comfort zone would collapse and he would face a different worldview. Partly with the one you see. He will look at his life from a different angle, draw certain conclusions… perhaps not true, but, nevertheless will make, and will begin to change. In my experience, about half of the couples we diligently separate come together after a while by mutual desire. I'll explain how it works. It's simple. The problem is revealed, there is full contact, as the inevitability of being resolved. And in a changed form, people are again ready to continue the joint path through life.
SVETLANA: Ltd… that's not my option. My (contemptuously)… husband's… not change.
NIKITA: I will not argue with you, there is no need to discuss what will happen later, it is better to discuss what we intend to do now. So, are you ready to sign a contract with us?
SVETLANA: do you guarantee the Result?
NIKITA: we Guarantee that in case of failure to fulfill the stated result, we undertake to return the payment in full, taking into account the moral compensation of five percent of the value of the contract. However, such phenomena have not yet been observed.
SVETLANA: and, by the way about the sum. How much do you charge for your services?
NIKITA: the Price depends on what methods will be used to achieve the desired result. On the timing of the work. And this in turn depends on a number of parameters. Answer some questions, I will announce the cost and program to solve your problem.
SVETLANA: Ask.
Nikita takes out a notebook, a pen, fills out a questionnaire.
NIKITA: How many years have you been together?
SVETLANA: Almost eight.
NIKITA: how Many of them are wondering the question that brought you here?
SVETLANA: three years, probably, already specifically.
NIKITA: You are very patient.
SVETLANA: the Russian people in General are famous for their patience.
NIKITA: it's true. What are the main reasons why this decision was made?
SVETLANA: Sofa, beer, TV, parties with friends, drinking buddies, socks throughout the apartment, squeezes pasta from the beginning of the tube, and not from the end, does not pay attention to his wife at all, there is no question about marital duties, and in General he is lazy and selfish. In short, as you say, the reasons are trivial.
Nikita quickly writes everything down in a notebook. He thinks for a while.
NIKITA: Treason were?
Svetlana is at a loss.
SVETLANA: him or me?
NIKITA: You can understand if it was something, I ask, was your husband convicted of treason?
SVETLANA: what are you talking about, I'm a good woman. Never with anyone!
Svetlana pauses for a few seconds, remembers something with a pleasant tremulous smile. Then, as if recollecting himself, he continues the exclamation.
SVETLANA: if you say so… This same need to such about me suggest…
Nikita smiles, everything is understood as not Svetlana tries to defend himself, thereby giving himself more and more.
NIKITA: and yet, what about the spouse?
SVETLANA: I don't know. I never caught him.
NIKITA: So there was no cheating. Perfectly. They will!
SVETLANA: What? Are you insane? What do you mean they will?
NIKITA: this means that we will bet just on treason, fall in love with him in a fake girl, create him on the side of comfortable conditions, and he will leave you. After that, the girl will give the go-ahead. All you have to do is not take it back. But we will do everything correctly, so that externally the initiator of the divorce will be him. He'll think he ruined the family himself, so we'll take all suspicion away from you.
SVETLANA: I don't want my husband to cheat on me!
NIKITA: of Course, you do not want to divorce him, you want me to convince you that he is good and you need to continue to endure. However, I will not do that. And, apparently, our conversation is over, because the subject of discussion in fact there.
Nikita calls the waiter for calculation.
SVETLANA: Wait a minute! And that there are no other options?
NIKITA: Yes. But in this case, they will be longer, more expensive and less effective.