Love's Nine Lives
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Ah, yes, and Conan had become an expert on hunger.
Still, he could sense a very dangerous energy between the two. Miss Daisy had not been alone in sneaking peeks. Unless he was very much mistaken, Conan suspected Justin had liked her kneecaps. And more!
They were just a little too aware of each other in that way. Of course, it manifested as sparks, words spoken with a little too much heat.
Defense mechanisms. Thankfully Miss Daisy’s defense mechanisms could rival those around Fort Knox. Hopefully they would protect a poor little cat who had already been abandoned once due to the inconveniences of human love.
It was really too depressing to think about, so Conan lifted his head off his paws and listened. Silence. The house was at rest.
He slithered from the chair and made his way on silent feet to the kitchen. Miss Daisy was in such a state of mind, she was not aware of the enormous butter consumption her household was suddenly suffering.
She had carefully weighted the fridge door with sauce bottles and such so that Conan could no longer open it himself. She had also hidden his nondiet treats and food. Even the diet ration was stored in an inaccessible cupboard above the fridge.
Well, if she was determined to make him resemble a POW rather than a beloved pet, he was called to action. It was not enough to just sulk angrily, especially since she seemed somewhat oblivious to his moods this week.
With all her cat-food-hiding precautions, Miss Daisy had somehow overlooked the fact that she kept the butter on the counter.
Each night Conan delightedly helped himself, making sure to keep the half-pound portions in a reasonably square shape. However, in Miss Daisy’s recent state of mind, he doubted that she would have noticed if the butter looked like Swiss cheese in the morning. But the risk of losing his source of saturates produced caution.
He had just had his first lick when he heard a sound. He catapulted from the counter just as the kitchen light was flipped on.
She padded out in her housecoat and slippers. He looked at her, all wide-eyed innocence, not that she seemed to notice.
“It’s too late to phone,” she mumbled to herself.
Not for pizza, it isn’t. Conan rubbed himself against her legs. She reached down absently and petted him and then retrieved a package of graham wafers from the cupboard.
“Not that he looked like the type that would go to bed early. Did he?”
Oh, God. Conan did not even have to ask who.
“Naturally I wouldn’t hire him after how he behaved—”
Good.
“—but Fred says he’s the best in town. Very fast. His work is apparently impeccable.” She sank down on a chair and buttered a cracker. She popped the whole thing in her mouth and swallowed. Conan had the ugly feeling she hadn’t even tasted it.
“I said I wouldn’t hire him if he were the last man on earth,” she reminded herself.
Exactly, Conan thought, and a better decision you have never made.
“He is the last man on earth,” she wailed, unfolding her list of contractors and studying the crossed-out names bleakly. She picked up the phone.
Drastic measures were called for! Conan leaped on the counter and buried his face in the butter.
“Conaann!”
He hadn’t heard such genuine distress since he had launched himself at the window. His face covered in butter, he leaped from the counter and raced down the hall.
After a full second he realized she was not following. He crept back down to the kitchen and peered around the corner at her.
The butter would be stored now, under lock and key, just like everything else. He had gambled with his last card in hopes of distracting her and he had failed utterly. Because she had the phone in her hand and a look of fierce determination on her face.
“My cat is acting bizarre,” she muttered, obviously working up her courage and her conviction.
Bizarre? Excuse me? Who was forgetting to fill the food dishes?
“Conan needs a cat door.” She drummed her fingers on the tabletop, unaware that Conan had crept back and was watching her.
“Mr. West?” she said. “I’m sorry. Did I wake you? It’s Bridget Daisy here.” She tucked the phone under her ear and scraped the butter into the garbage. She closed the lid with a snap. “We need to talk about the cat door.”
But Conan was sadly aware that whatever transpired between Bridget and Justin Pest next, the cat door was only an excuse.
Still, he had lost the battle—and the butter—but not the war. Surely he was a crafty enough cat that he could get rid of this new threat to his and Miss Daisy’s world? That world was topsy-turvy enough with the whole diet thing, never mind adding the complication of a barbarian.
If he played his cards right, Conan thought there was a possibility he might get his cat door first before dispatching the barbarian.
Who needed butter when the world was full of purple finches?
It had been a bad week. Conan had been starved, he was bald and now he had been unfairly labeled bizarre. Still, all cats had been blessed with a gift that the great philosophers and spiritual leaders of the ages tried, largely unsuccessfully, to emulate.
No one could detach from their difficulties and immerse themselves in the pure joy of the moment quite like a cat. Conan lifted his paw to his face and removed some of the lovely pale yellow substance that clung there. He licked it delicately and sighed with bliss.
Ah, Foothills. His favorite creamery.
Chapter Three
Justin folded his arms behind his head and stared up at his bedroom ceiling. He’d called Bridget Daisy “trouble” right to her face, and she’d still come begging, which probably meant she was double trouble.
Not, he decided, that you could call what had just transpired between them “begging.” No, dear Miss Daisy had told him how it was going to be, right down to the price she was going to pay—two thousand one hundred and fifty dollars for a custom cat door and a new cedar fence, including materials and labor—and when she expected work to commence.