Gulliver And A Friend-Vicottess
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– This is a gift from the gods! In general, what is presented is not appreciated!
The boy remarked again:
– It's hard not to agree with this! But in any case, we are not children by experience and life knowledge!
The viscountess chuckled and asked:
– Can you prove that you are no longer a child? Moreover, it is in the mind and knowledge!
The boy Gulliver nodded:
– Of course! I can do it and of course I want to!
The girl angrily stamped her bare foot and bellowed:
– So come on, prove it right now!
The boy began to spew out winged aphorisms with fury and passion;
To see the enemy win half, to remain invisible yourself - win completely!
Champagne of victory, they drink only for three warriors; valor, courage and honor. However, unlike a human feast, the fourth friend is luck, by no means superfluous!
Of all the troubles, the most harmless death, because it never happens again and after it it doesn"t get any worse!
In war, the most acute sense of routine comes from dulling the sense of danger!
It's good to fly when you soar over nonentities - where to fly from a kick in the ass!
Who flies, using the fuel of bitter human tears, will fly by in his sweet dreams!
Witty criticism is better than stupid praises!
A person does not want to fall into a hole for any money, with the exception of the Bosom of Venus! For this he is ready to pay extra and even give the last!
Drop prestige are not afraid of those who never fall dignity!
Who does not sing in the hour of trials will howl when he realizes that he suffered in vain!
You can grind everything with your tongue, except for the stones of tongue-tiedness and the cobblestone of stupidity!
A doe woman is good, a deer man is bad!
The deer differs from the elk in that the first is disturbed by the second, and the prey goes to the fox!
A real warrior must have the character of a beast, but not the intelligence of an animal!
In the world of wolves, as a rule, jackals mark in place of a lion!
If you want, it has a strong blow that lays down the enemy, do not hit, lying on the couch of the baklush!
The strongest blow, the one who does not care about patriotism!
The chop of the enemy is made by those whose brains are not beaten off, and their eyes are not flooded!
You can win with numbers, but you can use the fruits of victory only with skill!
An egoist who does not want to give in will definitely give in to a problem!
Attacking, of course, there is a risk of defeat, but being attacked, you have already lost!
Don't go to the left boy, you'll be in the hole, even if, in fact, you're right!
With slanting hands you can"t squint, from an old woman with a scythe!
Better to be Ostap Bender than a poor fool!
Cunning does not always enrich, but ingenuity ruins for sure!
A fox in human form is not always bright with a fur coat, but always dark in intentions!
A bright soul, usually brings the flesh to deathly pallor!
A donkey can sit on a throne, but it won't make you kneel!
Not the lion who roars loudly, but the one who bites hard and hits hard!
No need to burn down the house, fighting mice. Do not turn the country into a concentration camp - trying to defeat corruption!
Intuition is certainly a traitor, but not in your camp!
Don't be afraid of the smart crook - be afraid of the honest fool!
Whoever praises the tyrant will sing like a rooster on the bunk!
A tyrant, like a lion, even stroking, rips off meat and skin with his claws!
In war, comfort, like chocolate on bacon, only vomits corpses!
It is customary to put candles in the church, but even in the largest number they are not able to extinguish the flame of human passions!
You can have an icy heart, blood as cold as running water, but a person"s thirst for success will always be hot!